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 No.32177Sticky[Reply]

kolymaNETwork site suggestion thread
kolymagames being worked on, and the forums are done, but the planned admin is gone. I still have a list of sites I would like to make
I am still open to suggestions from people to add to the list
no, you can not see the list and yes, I will fix rochan soon
my work has been pretty busy but I try to set a ton of busy work for kolyma
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 No.32966

>>32961
Make your own website for it it'll become extremely successful and nukuz will buy it off you



 No.25486StickyLocked[Reply]

want to be a mod or evade the ip whitelist? email me at [email protected]
for the bounty please email for more details


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 No.33041[Reply]

The shemmy is rulecucked but where can i find a non rulecucked website that allows pedophilia jokes and mentions but does not SOLELY force and shill pedophilia specifically but only allows it help its either they really fucking love it or dont wheres the in between that i can reside in bros?

 No.33042

Also no porn because all the non rulecucked ones are gooners and gooners are gross bro where is one that has normal people with dark faggy humor

 No.33047

>>33041
Right, always either pro or anti. No in-betweens or just the simple "I dont care which side youre on, just have fun."

 No.33048

the pooty might be what youre looking for

 No.33051

>>33041
i know a site…

 No.33054

>>33051
2 more weeks unc ✌😂



 No.33003[Reply]

admin qna (i am a little intoxicated)
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 No.33026

>>33025
maybe that could be another imageboard. i really want my own generic altchan so i have my foot in the ground when it comes to buying other altchans

 No.33030

>>33022
okay i sent an email please look at it once you're heckin ready or something like that yeah

 No.33032

kuz why was the site so fucking slow last day did we get ddosed

 No.33040

>>33032
yes. i expect it to be quote but there is nothing i can realistically do about us being DDoS'ed short of riding it out. if quote was ever doxxed i would be willing to enter a legal battle over it

 No.33053

>>33026
>>33040
So you finally came out as ashkenazi, luteberg?



 No.33036[Reply]

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 No.33043

Bdsm

 No.33044

He is 12 year old

 No.33045

Bdsm

 No.33050

Is the conservative party more pro-trans?

 No.33052

>>33050
idk i have phimosis



 No.31596[Reply]

 No.31690

oh my…..

 No.31697

I want minecraft dimension with only backrooms or one big backroompark somewhere.

 No.31698

>>31697
bibisii minecraft edition

 No.33049

>>31698
hnnnng



 No.32883[Reply]

mandatory comfy listening
kuz has always had a nice voice
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 No.32904

>>32903
I was but I didn't even watch them except for the one in OP

 No.32905

>>32904
the first and second dollstream were gems but i cant remember anything about the third. hopefully theyre all archived somewhere, would be unfortunate if theyre completely gone

 No.32907

>>32905
I missed out then I just didn't really like him enough to bother

 No.33037

fun fact when this interview was first posted people were questioning why kuzs voice is so "high and effeminate"
i assume its because he has used voicechangers before to make his voice sound lower (kuzstreams)

 No.33038

>>33037
its because doll just finished gaping him with his bpc and left him speechless



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 No.30671[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Old Thread (reached bump limit): https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/23545.html
Thread for my smuggies and RockChucks, your somewhat-daily source of rightoids BTFO.
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 No.33028

>>32941
bro theyve talking about this shit for 5 years and made its own imageboard for like one episode of a dutch tranime wannabe
it cant be THAT good

 No.33029

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 No.33031

>>33028
maya completely carried the whole thing btw

 No.33034

>>33028
>Total posts: 151,970
someone calculate how many posts per second of the show it is

 No.33035

>>33034
atleast 1 reppey a day



 No.32839[Reply]

soooot shut this dnb down

 No.32841

what pride flag is this

 No.32842

>>32841
bbc pride flag

 No.32998

>>32841
Fym Schizoboy

 No.33000

>>32841
kuzsexual



 No.32909[Reply]

JartyGODs used to self insert with ts
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 No.32994

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you gigaquoting him

 No.32995

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you gigaquoting him

 No.32996

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you gigaquoting him

 No.32997

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you gigaquoting him

 No.32999

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You're taking too long so I'm going to sleep



 No.32860[Reply]

Some guy I follow for diaper porn just crashed the fuck out in my TL and deleted all of his posts. Made me sad honestly wish I could give a hug to the little guy. Unfortunate I didn't archive his account because he had some legitimately hot posts. Its gg tho
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 No.32871

>>32864
He was the best

 No.32872

shit maaane whats his name

 No.32876

>>32872
I'd say but I dont want nusois harassing him.

 No.32878

>>>32872
>I'd say but I dont want nusois harassing him.

 No.32919

>>32878
Why would I want some random diaper fetishist to be harassed and doxxed and swatted by nusois?



 No.24697[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

the return nobody asked for (because the other one hit some fucked up bump limit)
no idea if the other mayafags are still here, hopefully xhey are. would be nice to talk again
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 No.33007

fuck

 No.33020

>>33007
love 🖤

 No.33027

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 No.33033

i love maya so so much… she's just so heckin wholesome and incredible. good night mayaGODS the only two niggas besides me who still care for her…

 No.33046

>>32857
i see now
>>32866
i was hecking drowsy and ready to sleep i didnt know what i was typing
>>33033
tsmt tsmt



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 No.32796[Reply]

nigga is quote ddosing us why is the site so slow
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 No.32901

>>32899
Ok this one made me laugh. U got me

 No.32902

>>32901
Thank you

 No.32906

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>>>32889 (You)
>this shit is so fucking old can you get something better that isnt fucking "youre a corder! youre a pedophile! youre a foodist! youre a tranny! youre a faggot! youre a vantablack fat nigger fnf pedo!" nigga i dont even use discord if youre getting ragebaited by what i say this hard then i think you need to log the fuck off buddy
>jesus fucking christ nusois REALLY are this unfunny.
>>>32899
>Ok this one made me laugh. U got me

 No.32908

>>32906
Holy unfunny

 No.32910

>>>32906
>Holy unfunny



 No.32850[Reply]

new toss

 No.32854

oldiddys really find ts funny

 No.32855

this made me laugh

 No.32875

lol



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 No.30361[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ITT, YOU draw what happens next.
The only rules are that in the first 10 replies with drawings (excluding spam), characters cannot die, get sick, get trapped, or severely hurt, which ends the story early. YOU draw what happens next in the plot, think of it as a "DIY" Adventure Thread. You don't have to be an artist, just draw whatever in Oekaki or your preferred drawing application.

Starting Plot:
You are a Shemmy Pre-T Transmasc who sought refuge in The Kuzzy after Poly finally pulled the plug on that dnb.

FemQuote, who was staying in the USA for two months at one of her mods crib due to the first Soyjack Con being hosted there, that she'll be managing, turns out to be in your vicinity. She recently banned your IP from the Sharty due to calling something "Kuzzed" there, and she noticed it's the same IP range that she's in. She then checks your post history where you dropped your first name, it's something.

You live in a studio apartment with roaches, with your income mostly consisting of working at Dollar General, DoorDash, and doing drawing commissions of belly inflation of underage characters, which you hate doing, but you need the money so you can pay for internet.

You have an internet package including TV and Voice as it was cheaper to include the landline, which meant that your name and address are listed on the White Pages. Since you had a strange, unusual, unisex name like a Tvrkroach, Quote was able to find where you lived pretty quickly.



You hear banging on your door, weirded out, you went and opened it to see the pink-haired girl with a banana split hat. She was pretty frustrated, and well, pretty.
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 No.31862

>>31785
I did that because I ain't drawing that.
>>31792
Oh my gosh I almost look like this.

 No.32768

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>>31782
>Got damn it, I'm so, so, SO sorry about this. I keep mixing up your apartment for mine next door. I'll leave…

 No.32849

>>31777
Is Nate a pooner so his tits are censored?

 No.32856


 No.32874

>>32849
I don't want to draw boobs



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 No.32843[Reply]

i have phimosis ama
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 No.32858

>>32851
ive never even seen my glans nigga i just have a skin tube on the top of my dick i have phimosis

 No.32862

i dont have it but theres a bit of idk connecting the skin to the yk inside and it hurts so i have never pulled back my foreskin ever

 No.32865


 No.32867

feraljak or cobson

 No.32868

>>32862
>>32865
niggas getting stopped by their frenulum i have phimosis
>>32867
feral has always been better



 No.32861[Reply]

>my name is gigachad and i am riding on a fly


 No.24372[Reply]

i wish i was brown

 No.24381

im brown lole wanna switch places (~o ̄3 ̄)~

 No.24405

>>24381
NO DIE DIE DIE DIE

 No.24412

>>24405
fuck u nigga u could be looking at rare never before seen dmas ψ(._. )>

 No.24415

>>24412
marge though

 No.32848

up



 No.32830[Reply]

>posts from 1995 on the 'log
Shut this dnb of a website down
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 No.32835

I'm drowsy as frick but let me come up with something, but I feel like if I keep staring at the screen I'm going to throw up again.

 No.32836

>>32835
throw up and post it on thekuzzy

 No.32838

>>32836
Good idea, but I'm feeling a bit better. If I stay looking at a screen for too long to the point my eyes get sore, I get the urge to vomit.

 No.32845

>>32833
quote you nished me how are we supposed to go back

 No.32847

>>32845
maybe if you beg id give you a second chance



 No.32821[Reply]

>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 No.32829

nuKuz please accept JartyGODs demands we can't keep getting DDOSed please



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