/soy/ - Soyjak

ITT, YOU draw what happens next.
The only rules are that in the first 10 replies with drawings (excluding spam), characters cannot die, get sick, get trapped, or severely hurt, which ends the story early. YOU draw what happens next in the plot, think of it as a "DIY" Adventure Thread. You don't have to be an artist, just draw whatever in Oekaki or your preferred drawing application.

Starting Plot:
You are a Shemmy Pre-T Transmasc who sought refuge in The Kuzzy after Poly finally pulled the plug on that dnb.

FemQuote, who was staying in the USA for two months at one of her mods crib due to the first Soyjack Con being hosted there, that she'll be managing, turns out to be in your vicinity. She recently banned your IP from the Sharty due to calling something "Kuzzed" there, and she noticed it's the same IP range that she's in. She then checks your post history where you dropped your first name, it's something.

You live in a studio apartment with roaches, with your income mostly consisting of working at Dollar General, DoorDash, and doing drawing commissions of belly inflation of underage characters, which you hate doing, but you need the money so you can pay for internet.

You have an internet package including TV and Voice as it was cheaper to include the landline, which meant that your name and address are listed on the White Pages. Since you had a strange, unusual, unisex name like a Tvrkroach, Quote was able to find where you lived pretty quickly.

…

You hear banging on your door, weirded out, you went and opened it to see the pink-haired girl with a banana split hat. She was pretty frustrated, and well, pretty.

>Hello (You), splintercuck KuzDiddy. Why TF are you using splinters instead of MY site, which you're banned from because YOU'RE A KUZDIDDY.

Wow, what a tantrum but you can't help notice that she isn't wearing a bra and her mountainous breasts jiggling around as she swings her hands.

>I'll be keeping an eye on you (You), if I see ONE MORE screw up from you I'll PIN YOUR DOX ON /SOY/.

You're a bit startled, she then stomps away. But DAMN if you had enough money to get real dick surgery, you'd be HARD right now. But what do you do now? You're under Quotecord surveillance, if she catches you on TheKuzzy one more time, it's over.